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Saturday, June 18, 2011

I know this is totally silly, but here goes: TOP TEN things to do if you were planning to attend The Wedding at the Playboy Mansion

TOP TEN things to do if you were planning to attend The Wedding

10. Attend the screening of 'RunAway Bride' at the Mansion

9. Cancel your Lifetime subscription to Playboy
8. Re-mail the invite to yourself - so you can relive the excitement of the invitation
7. Order a Lifetime subscription of Playboy magazine and address it to Crystal
6. Cancel the Tux/Dress rental appointment
5. Tell your Wife/Husband that your meeting is cancelled and that you love him/her
4. Stuff your ThongBikini/Speedo back in the bottom drawer
3. Go see GreenHornet instead
2. Rush to the attic for the July1999 issue
1. Get out of that silly silk robe, put some clothes on and head to the beach

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